- Darla Peterson has just found out she owes the IRS $349,000.22. She teams up with a sentient kombucha scoby named Mother who has the ability to grant mind-blowing orgasms to pay off the debt. Is this a match made in heaven, or the other place?
- It's 1933 and prohibition has proven very profitable for corrupt cops like Jack Malone. He collects 'luxury tax' from every bootlegger and scofflaw in town. Shaking down the newly opened speakeasy should've been simple, but instead, Jack and his men uncover a clan of vampires hell bent on taking over the town.