The plot follows two main storylines: one centres on the emerging love story between two awkward teens, Jens and Lisa, who are having sex for the first time; the second focuses on the eventful quest of Simon the Semen and his friends to reach the golden goal, the Egg.
Two hapless kidnappers tasked with what appears to be a simple job find out that it's anything but, and end up in the middle of a political conspiracy.
